I'm on the fence about this whole "let's return to the good ole days of the 50's" meme trend going around on social media. I mean, y'all do realize that there was no such thing as Cafe Vienna and not everyone was rich enough to have indoor toilets, right? And you do realize that in the '50s you could still be crippled by polio or killed by the measles, yes? No thank you. The 70's is about as far back as I want to go. Only I don't want to take part in any protests. I lack the physical energy. Just send me back to the part of the 70's that had Mr. Rogers, candy cigarettes, good record albums, and good soap operas.