Book Of Likes Faces

Dear woman in the supermarket, first of all, I don't like being stared at. It's rude and most of our mothers taught us not to do it when we are about age 5. I am wearing this mask for your benefit and mine. Secondly, in my opinion, if your cheaply maintained roots need doing, your jeans look like 25 pounds of mud poured in a five pound burlap sack, and your brassiere straps are showing in December, you sort of forfeit your rights to stare at other people. #benice