I have some velvet/velour George Costanza pants and they are the absolute softest and warmest pair of pants I have ever owned. I never wore them when I lived in Florida but now that I live in this snow covered crap-hole, they have come in handy. I can't wear them after work however. There's this fat guy who lives with me and if I have the pants on then he must sit in my lap and while the pants are sufficiently warm on their own, you put a fat guy on top of them and it's way too hot. I fight with him to get off my lap for about an hour and then I just give up the pants. Destine wins again and he has the nice warm cozy black pants.
#catlover