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I'm not trying to be rude but my favorite city, Tallahassee Florida, has more snow on the ground than I do right now and this is quite funny for many reasons. You all are going to be okay. You can stop with the texts and the pictures because it will melt, eventually. Then get your t-shirts made about how you survived it. You know I love you.

I have some velvet/velour George Costanza pants and they are the absolute softest and warmest pair of pants I have ever owned. I never wore them when I lived in Florida but now that I live in this snow covered crap-hole, they have come in handy. I can't wear them after work however. There's this fat guy who lives with me and if I have the pants on then he must sit in my lap and while the pants are sufficiently warm on their own, you put a fat guy on top of them and it's way too hot. I fight with him to get off my lap for about an hour and then I just give up the pants. Destine wins again and he has the nice warm cozy black pants. #catlover